J.J. Watt: I found you a girlfriend

J.J., It was recently brought to my attention that you are trying to find a girlfriend. Coincidentally, I also just gave the same interview: Shelby Sayre isn’t perfect at everything in life after all. According… Continue reading

Best way to meet a woman? Halfway.

5 Surprising Places to Meet Cool Women 1-5) Anywhere I am. I love finding advice articles on the internet. I thrive on the bullshit. They aren’t all written by asshats but most are… Continue reading

No matter how it turns out – you will be loved.

Last night, at a moment in which it couldn’t have been more needed – I stumbled upon this: What if you peered into a fortune ball right now – this very second, today… Continue reading

Here’s to the end of another year we will one day be nostalgic for.

This week, Thursday, marks the beginning of a new year. I have always found the notion that a new year is a new beginning as comical – because, I have always harbored the… Continue reading


On Friday I was listening to a radio program and they were talking to people in the audience. Most of those they spoke to were there celebrating their wedding anniversaries. I have been… Continue reading

Being single is the worst. The only thing I get to do these days is whatever the fuck I want.

I am not sure why but as of late I have been asked frequently as to why I am single. Let me let you in on a little secret: I don’t fucking know.… Continue reading

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, that’s why they hate each other.

Miracles do happen. I just read an article on MSN that I don’t hate. Of course it is titled, “What men don’t understand.” The only question I had is, “What do men understand?”… Continue reading

In Brock Jensen I trust, and with Bison Nation I stand.

I consider myself in a relationship – with football. I can’t even put into words the love I have for this game and one team in particular. The North Dakota State University (NDSU)… Continue reading

“26 shows up in the middle of coffee one morning and hands you a freshly printed memo that reads: “You’re going to get old one day and die. You’re cool for now, but it will happen. You’re officially on notice. You won’t be young forever.” And then 26 struts out of your office, like an unconcerned dick, having nonchalantly just changed your entire perspective.”

For those of you who weren’t aware because for some reason or another it is yet to be declared a national holiday – yesterday was my birthday. I started to be a whiny… Continue reading

“A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.”

John  “Jack” Fitzgerald Kennedy was brilliant. Brilliant. If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, it would be this man. Today is the 50th anniversary of when JFK was assassinated. How… Continue reading