IF HALLMARK DOESN’T CELEBRATE DEFYING MARRIAGE STATISCS NIETHER SHOULD WE.

On Friday I was listening to a radio program and they were talking to people in the audience. Most of those they spoke to were there celebrating their wedding anniversaries. I have been… Continue reading

Being single is the worst. The only thing I get to do these days is whatever the fuck I want.

I am not sure why but as of late I have been asked frequently as to why I am single. Let me let you in on a little secret: I don’t fucking know.… Continue reading

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, that’s why they hate each other.

Miracles do happen. I just read an article on MSN that I don’t hate. Of course it is titled, “What men don’t understand.” The only question I had is, “What do men understand?”… Continue reading

In Brock Jensen I trust, and with Bison Nation I stand.

I consider myself in a relationship – with football. I can’t even put into words the love I have for this game and one team in particular. The North Dakota State University (NDSU)… Continue reading

“26 shows up in the middle of coffee one morning and hands you a freshly printed memo that reads: “You’re going to get old one day and die. You’re cool for now, but it will happen. You’re officially on notice. You won’t be young forever.” And then 26 struts out of your office, like an unconcerned dick, having nonchalantly just changed your entire perspective.”

For those of you who weren’t aware because for some reason or another it is yet to be declared a national holiday – yesterday was my birthday. I started to be a whiny… Continue reading

“A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.”

John  “Jack” Fitzgerald Kennedy was brilliant. Brilliant. If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, it would be this man. Today is the 50th anniversary of when JFK was assassinated. How… Continue reading

The Power of Words

Each word in any language has its own meaning and is used to evoke emotion, express fact – each word has a purpose. Do you know what word I am beginning to dislike?… Continue reading

Dakota Magic

First perk received at the new job? Free tickets to Thunder From Down Under. Let me repeat, free tickets to Thunder From Down Under. Who would turn these down? Anyone with a straight… Continue reading

Let the kids eat the damn Halloween candy.

I find that people are continually questioning the youth of this country and in turn are worried about the future. Thank you for caring, but a little effort in their development would be… Continue reading

Being single doesn’t mean no one wants you – well, maybe.

The other day when I was browsing the interwebs I came across another bullshit MSN article that was titled “Unlucky in Love?” which listed out the reasons I’m single – and by me… Continue reading